Weekend

So this weekend went by too fast! But not without PLENTY to laugh about. Friday night we went to the graduation party for becky. It was a lot of fun and we got to play Rock Band 2, which at first glance is AWESOME, but after saturdays plans its banned from the house until further notice. But anyways, we had a lot of fun playing RB2, and its songs were wayyyy better than the first one. Then saturday rolled around, and we had planned (prior to playing on friday night) to play on saturday for a bit. Well it was my understanding it would be me alfie, jake, ryan and lauren... ohh boy was I wrong. Well it was 4 of us for about 2hrs but then it quickly turned into 10 ppl in my little home who kept playing for another 2 hrs. so we had the dumb thing going for 4HOURS!! in my world thats 2hrs too long. Not only that but i had totally just cleaned that morning so now I had people moving things around to sit and it got crazyyyy loud and I just wanted quiet (i had gotten up at 8 to clean) andI had stuff i needed to get done but couldn't really do that. Moral of the story is NEVER AGAIN. :) That my friends is how things become unwelcome at my house :) (im starting to get annoyed just thinking about saturday).



Then the fun got brought back when we went over to steve and megs house with dave cassie mark becky and ryan. We played an AWESOME game of catch phrase. Here are some of the highlights from that game:



** SOB: I thought that was S.O.B so my drescription consisted of "last word is a female dog" although sadly it shoulda been "another word for crying very hard" woops!



**Bat Boy: Most would think of the boy who gets the baseball bats at a baseball game. Nope, not ryan. His description was "its a mythological creature". This is what he was thinking:



LOL it was pretty funny cause Alfie actually got it.
**Enema: My description was "its when they shoot water up your butt to flush you out"... Dave got it!! We then had a discussion about whether or not the actually "shoot" stuff up there or just insert it and it dissolves.

But the hands down best was the description for MOBY DICK, done by Cassie (i love that girl!)
It went a bit like this:

"Ok, i think its an author"
"second word is a part guys have, (motioning around the genital area)"

"Ok when they get excited and this happens (makes a boner motion with her arm)"

Needless to say none of us girls guessed Moby Dick, and we all had a great laugh as we explained what in fact Moby Dick was.

Overall it was a good time. We even got to do a little kareoke too, and learned a hilarious song called "Jesus is my friend"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-NOZU2iPA8&feature=related

Nothing like an old school song to make you laugh.

FRIDAY!!

"Its Friday night. And the moon is bright. Gonna have some fun. Show you how its done... TGIF" Pleasssse tell me that someone else remembers that song from the Friday night TGIF show line up??

So yay! its another friday. Another week has gone by, much slower than the past few weeks and I am happy to say my mood is in a much better spot than it was mid week. Prob cause its friday. Confession: My hair looks snatty today. Like christy and susan would totally give me the "ooo honeeyy" look. I have been running late to work lately and so the thing that ends up suffering is my hair, which then just gets pulled into a low pony tail, like it is today. Although I think i missed some snatties in the back. (And by snatty I mean the pieces of hair that look frizzy and messy and like trashy. Its a combo of snarley and nappy, but the nice version of nappy not the racially mean way. And to make it cute we changed the pp's to tt's...and snatty was born). I also haven't tweezed my eyebrows in a bit so I prob look like a trashy man girl, which is way sad cause I actually have a semi cute outfit on today. oh well.

OH. ok has anyone seriously noticed how much is being shown on tv this season?!?! Maybe its me noticing it but seriously! Bones has been MUCH more gorey and House and Greys have been risque with their same- sex sex scenes. I mean each episode there is some sort of girl on girl or guy on guy or massive blood or body decomposing. Its insane. Last season was not even CLOSE to what is being shown. And then some of the things that get said. I was like WHOA. Ok so I get the implied sex, sure whatever. But when characters are asking for oral practice sessions so they can be better in their homosexual partnership, thats too much information for me. i can do without that kind of mental picture, thank you!! If you have not noticed it yet, wait for this weeks line up of shows and look for it and you will be like HOLY CRAP, kimi the blog ho was right!! lol :) (because i know thats how you refer to me as)

Since its friday its time to update with my busy weekend plans! lets see... tonite we are going to a good friends graduation from college party! YAY its always a reason to party when someone finishes a degree. Especially since it takes so much hard work. I don't miss it. Confession: I enjoy parties because it gives me an extra reason to get dressed up. I don't know about you but if i like leisurely getting ready to go out. Throw on some music and take the time doing my make up and pickingout what i want to wear. Anyways... so yeah thats where we are going tonite. Tomorrow we are supposed to have some people to play ultimate frisbee and then play rock band 2 HOLLA. i enjoy rock band(actually guitar hero better) for the guitars. Then later go to the Amazing Maize Maze, but I don't know because apparently it is supposed to rain all effing weekend. BAH HUMBUG. Oh well I will see some of the nice weather today because i am busting outta this joint!! yep i am leaving as soon as I finish this blog then pee. So if anyone is interested in rock band or hanging out tomorrow afternoon, give me a holla or a text.

Interesting. You try it!

An Interesting Confession:Paperclips make me salivate. Crazy. i know, i totally just figured this out. So i had a plain metal paperclip on my desk that i began playing with. This then led to unfolding it out of its paper clippy shape into a semi straight metal stick. This then led to me putting it in my mouth. Well here is where it got weird. I was rubbing it on my back teeth and tongue and holy crap would get this tart sour taste. Not like metal tastes but the same effect that having something sour would do. My tongue started salivating as long as I kept the paper clip in the right spot. Like I literally could drool. awesome. I think its my crowns reacting with the metal. it feels all tingly and weird, i kinda like it. its been the highlight of my day. You try it. see if it works for you or if it really is due to my teeth.

Update: i think its just the tongue. Cause Im now sucking on the paperclip and it is doing it when I rub my tongue over it in different areas.

Go ahead...give it a try. Its like a weightloss version of a lollipop. Im totally selling this idea!

I seriously need a project

Confession: I am no couch potatoe. Never have... never will be. Sure, I enjoy the occasional show once a night but I am not one to sit in front of the tv for HOURS on end. I would rather do something! Read a book, play with my makeup, come up with different outfits... call it "playing dress up" but for an adult. yeah go ahead an laugh but try it! it is wayyyy fun! throw on some tunes and it makes it even MORE fun! But anyways, I seriously need a project to do with my hands and my time. I have plenty of options: cleaning (HAHAHA no way), scrapbooking (good but I would need too many tools), knitting (possible), sewing (best option). I think i would be good at sewing. I could make pillows and drapes and blankets and clothes?!?! haha if you are christy, i know what you are thinking " clothes?? nice. Jumpers, shorts, vests. cute if you were back at WCS" True if I made the retarded ones, but imagine the PIZAZZ i could create with a sewing machine. I know JoAnnes has ones for like 100 and that would be so much fun to make stuff I need cheaper than the stores. PLUS i would be able to hem and take in clothing, instead of taking it to a taylor. I think it is finally catching up to me that I am done with the crazy planning lifestyle. No classes, no homework, no wedding plans, nothing. Absolutely nothing. Its driving me crazy. Although I guess i can begin planning my formal New years Dinner, but I have pretty much planned it. Sad, I know, seeing as it is 2 months away. But come on... how much do you wish you got to go to a nice party where you could wear a formal dress and guys a nice suit? and have a nice fancy sit down dinner?? i think it would be something different from the usual New Years party.

So any suggestions on good projects for me to take on? Id even be willing to pimp my services out for you teachers who need help cutting, folding, writing stuff up!! LOL yeah I know desperation.

Good Morning... I hate you.

Hello Mornings, I hate you. Yeah I know its such a strong and harsh thing to say but to reemphasize my confession from the other day... i am not a morning person, therefore I hate mornings. especially todays. In my ideal world, I would awaken to a slightly chilly room, wrapped up in a thick blanket all snuggly and warm and then there would be silence. No alarms blaring, no effing retarded loud dog barking for 20 mins, no cat clawing at the door to be let in and meowing, nothing but silence OR the sound of waves crashing on the beach might be nice to wake up to, but nothing else. Well this morning had all of the devilish above. My mornings start with Alfies phone alarm blaring an ungodly sound-song-beep thingy for about 15seconds or until i kick his leg to turn it off (he will just let it blare. It wouldnt be a problem if it was the radio or something) Then my alarm goes off, which i have lovingly set to 98PXY and usually hear Moose, Scottso, Sandy or Amanda cracking up over something good. Then I hit snooze. this cycle happens atleast 2 more times before the effing cat starts clawing because she hears noise in the room. So now add in clawing at the door and crazy meowing. Then to top it off this morning the retarded neighbors dog (not dillon and cristen, a different neighbor) was yipping for no joke 20-30 mins. I wanted to jump out our second story window, run over to the dog and drop kick it! I was so mad. So yes that is how i awake each morning. Something needs to change because I can not be this grumpy everyday! Its just not healthy. Any wake up suggestions beyond killing the cat and shutting off Alfies alarm without telling him and hiring a hitman for the dog?? I am clearly open to a wide range of suggestions!! lol.

So on the up side... thursday we get our wedding pictures back! I can't wait! I have like 10 different spots to hang these pictures in our home! We watched part of our wedding video over the weekend and it was very fun to relive the whole thing. In addition to that video we watched someother Brisco homevideos and i was in a few from a year ago. WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME HOW FAT I LOOKED????? Confession: i.was.heafty. no joke people. I couldnt bear to look at the tv screen. In the first video all we saw was my boob and judging by the ginormous size of it my body musta been grande. Then we caught a glimpse of the rest of me. SWEET JESUS (say in spanish for a better affect). lets just say that doing weightwatchers for the wedding was the best thing I have done! Every penny I spent on that program was worth it 200 times over! Just so you can see for yourself. And no need to comment on it.

Exhibit A. 2007 in May:

Exhibit B. 2008 in August:

Happy Wednesday. :)

FYI... look at how pretty my friends lor and tut are. Be jealous that I have such stunning friends!! Oh and they both have THE BEST hair. Id totally trade in a heartbeat!

So blog already!

I will preface this blog by a confession: I am in a foul mood. Not even just foul but a the-only-thing-to-make-me-feel-better-right-now-would-be-10shots-of-liquor kinda mood. Effin' work and stupid people who don't know the hell what they want. But that is a blog I can't even possibly begin to write, not today, not ever nor do I want to talk about it, so don't call me and ask.

Buuuut back to the blog at hand. So blog already, would ya?! Whats the point of a blog that someone never updates?? Assuming the point of a blog is to keep people up to date with ones life, not writing in that blog does just the opposite...NOT update people on their lives. So blog! Come on. Its not like it takes an hour to put one together. Not even a whitty one takes that long.

So that I can not be one of those blog owners here is what has been going on with me....

Marriage... very good! Its a lot of fun being married although sometimes trying cause that person is around ALL the time, but I take some "ME" time because I enjoy being by myself with quiet time.

Friends.... good. they are all busy with work and life so its tough to get to see them and spend as much time with them as I would like to, but I am still happy for them and their happiness with life.

Housekeeping....slacking. I think i finally swiffered the kitchen floor last night since hmmmm a week and a half ago. i know...groady. What can I say? im busy and that is the last thing on my agenda when I get home. But thankfully the rooms are coming together nicely and I am accumulating stuff for the fall season.

Work. is work.

Activities....plenty! I have been doing lots on the weekends, which can be a good thing or a bad thing. I enjoy my down time but I also enjoy doing other stuff too, so thankfully I have been about even on business and play.

Family.... fun fun! I have gotten to spend a lot of time with Christy lately and I love it! Its a reminer of how much we all missed her and ben when they were in Jersey. And now that they are home it is how things should be! Although I do miss my lil snatty, who TOTALLY lived up to her name last night when she truly truly dressed the part. Let me share... her outfit for when all of us came over was jeans, a white tank top with a white mens undershirt overtop with the collar ripped into a V-neck and then her hair was snatty curls. ohh susan. lol

And me.... I have been a rollercoaster of emotions lately. Some days I am happy as a clam and other days I want to slice someones head off. And NO people stop that thought right now.
I. am. NOT. preggers. but I do think that my B.C. might be the cause for this since it is being weird in other ways.

Ok well the day is over and so is this blog and I am going home to make myself atleast 4 strawberry margaritas and maybe watch Sex and the City (again).

And remember people.....BLOG ALREADY!!! ok??

Hilarious Video

I watched this with Alfie on DVR yesterday from this past Saturday night. I almost peed myself!!

Another day, another blog

So I was debating on whether to write a blog now (seeing as I am at work) or wait til I get home and blog then (cause alfie is having a friend over for the football game). Procrastination of work won out and I am going to write something now.

Confession: I love fall. I guess thats prob not a great confession cause I am sure 80% of upstate NY enjoys the fall season due to the lovely display of the changing leaves. But I like it for a few reasons. 1. Wegmans always does the 2 for $3.00 glazed donut hole special!! (i bought one container the other week and pretty much ate through the entire thing myself. It was worth every pound i probably gained!) 2. The weather is cooler so there is less chance of me to sweat. (yeah I know i have a problem) and 3. It is perfect driving weather. Other than those great summer nights, Fall has the next best driving weather. The sun is out the windows give a crisp breeze, and throw on an old faithful classic like "Brown Eyed Girl", "Beat it" or "American Girl" and its bound to be a good drive.... who cares that you will prob waste a 1/4 tank of gas. With this weather it is totally worth it.

OML (thats oh my Lord) I watched the funniest SNL skit on saturday! (i think I was able to post it already).It totally made me laugh and just thinking about it makes me laugh! Hope you enjoy it!

To Christy...since you now read it....

For those of you (all 5 read the blog..lol) who are wondering whyy I am dedicating this blog to christy its because i love her and she i one of my favorite sisters.... go ahead, grab that tissue and wipe that lone tear that just trickled down your cheek....hahaha just kidding! Although it is true I love her and she is a fav but I am dedicating this to her because homegirl did NOT know i had a blog. Yeah i know...crazy. Well apparently putting the link in plain view on my facebook page is not enough. Plenty (ok more like a few) people have seen it and have read it which is how she found out about it. christy then went to bethanys and she mentioned it to christy (WOOP WOOP shout out to bethany an excellent photographer! check out her link there on the side). So now she reads it. YAY! I give her about a week before she starts her own. On that note... Bud Light presents: A Real Woman of Genius.... Today we salute you, Mrs. I- didn't- know- you- had- a- blog, -because- you- didn't- physically- send- me- the- link- to- it- so- I -wouldnt- have- to- put- any- effort- in. So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, pretty Lady...cause this one's for you!

Ok so this morning i was enjoying a leisure drive to work....I had gotten up on time, actually did my hair and make up, picked out a cute outfit when it happend.....

MC CAFE....I want youuuuu....MC CAFE....something somethinnnng.... MC CAFE....CREAMMMAY CHOCOLATE DREAMMMAY....something something something...MC CAFEEEEE!

I HATE THAT COMMERCIAL!! yet as much as i hate it I ALWAYS find myself singing it all day! ALL EFFING DAY! I was on my way to the bathroom...(ooo story there) and i caught myself humming it! I had to give myself a mental smack down because Ew come on?! i may have to break down and try one!!!!

Anyways for the bathroom story... My metal depressing heat lacking cubicle has one perk...it is about a 10second walk to the bathroom. Nice. especially cause i inhereted moms bladder. Well anyways, "they" (they being the powers that be) decided to redo the bathrooms! HALLELUJA (that spelling looks off?? anyways...) So yay cause this bathroom looked dir-tay. Like the linolium was all curling at the corners and the bottom of the stall posts there was massive dirt and grime. And there was this wayy crusty dried leaf in the vent that looked like a toad and creeped me out every time. So they began redoing this b-room last week. In the mean time we were to use the next closest restroom which is either a 5 min hike down the hall, OR a 3 min hike outside and to the next building. neither is really an option. They NEED to reopen my bathroom. The funny thing is that except for the first day when they tore everything down, I have not seen a SOUL working on it. Not one body. not even a shadow of one body! Nothing! So it looks like I am gonna have to keep hauling my lil booty around these buildings until the bathroom is fixed. great.


**UPDATE** my tooth feels better, i can actually chew on that side. i guess it musta been teeth grinding. YAY bring on the food!!!